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Read Worst Dates stories, created by our team of self-proclaimed dateologists, and discover that it could have been a lot worse.

Also, check out tips for improving your dating profile, suggestions on where to take your next date, and a leaderboard on the best bars to pick up in London. Plus, if you have a dating dilemma, why not send it to our resident agony aunt, Trixy Sánchez, to help you resolve the problem.

Valentine’s Day Ideas!

Valentine's Day is almost here and whether you love, hate or are indifferent to it; chances are if you are in a relationship this time of year, some thought is required. First let’s start with the gift. Although if I'm honest, I don't subscribe much to presents on...

What To Do If You Get Dumped On Valentine’s Day…

First of all, let’s just acknowledge that that fucking sucks. Yes, he/she is probably a total arse for choosing Valentine’s day to break up; yes in hindsight you will probably recognise that it was coming and you were not right together; yes you will recover...but for...

Ask Andi: 3:00 AM Booty Text

Dear Auntie Andi, Around April, I met a guy in a club while out with friends. We were drunk and had a bit of a snog before exchanging numbers and parting ways in the early hours of the morning. About a week later he texted me asking me on a date, but admitted hp...

Sweat the bed

Following a massive night of clubbing and very little sleep, I went to visit a guy whom I had been on a couple of dates. He could tell I was a bit worse-for-wear, so invited me to have a nap in his bed before we headed out for the evening. After an hour or two, I woke...

Flavour Bastard, Soho Review

Flavour Bastard is nestled into the north end of Frith Street, in the heart of London’s Soho district. The restaurant, which opened September 2017, was founded by Pratap Chahal, of That Hungry Chef fame, and Vic Singh. On their website, Flavour Bastard claims to ‘Take...

Blowjob Related Injury

The Marketer is tall, German, handsome and very well endowed. So, I didn't mind when things deteriorated from dating to booty calls. I mean, I would have preferred to have been girlfriend material, rather than the 1:00 am afterthought, but I could appreciate that he...

Check the recipient before hitting send

Train Driver didn't live in London. So, it was a nice surprised when he messaged me to say he would be in town for the evening. I hadn't made plans, but another guy from a dating app had suggested hanging out. However, I opted to seize the opportunity and meet the...

Dating Photo Tip #002: Try not to cover your face

Keep costumes, hats, sunglasses and other items that cover your face to a minimum. While it might be tempting to only upload snaps from the beach, where you're adoring an awesome hat and Ray-ban’s, not being able to see a perspective date’s face is off putting. Adding...

Mole-Strosity

While swiping through the photos on my dating app, there are certain image characteristics I look out for that will almost certainly get the potential suitor binned. For example, if all their photos are group shots, you can never be entirely sure which person they...

Dating Photo Tip #001: Check Auto Uploads

Always check the default photo uploads from your social media account. Many dating apps, including Tinder, Happn, PoF and Eharmony, make it simpler to create a dating profile by retrieving images and other information from linked social media accounts – Facebook,...

Disclaimer: The articles on this site are all based on real Worst Dates, but are written from the perspective of one of the participants. This may cause them to read in a bias nature – the other party may remember it differently. For privacy reasons, no one’s real name is used and all content is meant to be entertaining – not embarrassing, hurtful or disrespectful to anyone. Thanks.