Think you’ve had a Worst Date? Well, be assured, you’re not alone.

Read Worst Dates stories, created by our team of self-proclaimed dateologists, and discover that it could have been a lot worse.

Also, check out tips for improving your dating profile, suggestions on where to take your next date, and a leaderboard on the best bars to pick up in London. Plus, if you have a dating dilemma, why not send it to our resident agony aunt, Trixy Sánchez, to help you resolve the problem.

Familiar F**k-Buddy

Embarking on my third date with the accountant, there was something overly familiar about him that I couldn’t quite put my finger on. On paper, he was everything I wanted in a partner – a good job, ambitious, a nice house, great car, similar values, etc. However, I...

Parking Sign Punch

I was eagerly texting my date to inform him that I was en route for our first meeting. He was a Social Worker I had been chatting to on a dating site for a few weeks, and looked very handsome in the photos on his profile. I had high hopes he had the potential to be...

Rosé Tinted Specs

On Saturday night I went on a date with a guy that I met while I was really drunk. While I do not mean to say he was horrible or unattractive in any way, I think I was wearing my beer goggles in my memories of our initial meeting. I am precious when drunk at the best...

Texting just isn’t romantic

Today I received the text message below from a Ex, who I recently told I never wanted to speak to again. I suspect he would be horrified if he knew I had posted it on my blog: You might find it really hard to believe but I really do miss u, and I haven’t thought about...

The Real Break Up

So after five an a half years; my relationship is finally over. While it was me who brought up the topic of breaking up, it was a mutual decision to split and we managed to remain amicable throughout. This doesn’t really help me from feeling like crap though. There...

Relationship Aftermath Manual

Though so well documented in songs, literature and other forms of media; break-ups still seem to be unchartered territory for humanity. Don’t get me wrong – millions of people across the world, throughout time, have broken up with their partners. While every detail of...

Forgettable Single Mingle

Last week I went to a Single Mingle. This is basically an organised night in a private location has been hired and there is a guaranteed male to female mix where you can meet other singles. Owing to my disastrous dates arranged through internet dating sites, I thought...

Disclaimer: The articles on this site are all based on real Worst Dates, but are written from the perspective of one of the participants. This may cause them to read in a bias nature – the other party may remember it differently. For privacy reasons, no one’s real name is used and all content is meant to be entertaining – not embarrassing, hurtful or disrespectful to anyone. Thanks.